A group of four outlaw motorcyclists entered and all four sat at the counter, two on each side of him.

One of the bikers reached over and picked up the driver's glass and drank the truck driver's juice.

Another reached over and took his coffee cup and drank his coffee.

Another took a piece of toast off his plate. The fourth one took his bacon.

The truck driver said nary a word, stood up, paid his check and left.

The bikers were laughing and one of them said to the waitress, "That guy's not much of a man. We ate his breakfast and he never did a thing!".

The waitress just smiled and said, "He's not much of a truck driver either.
He ran over 4 Harleys trying to get his Peterbilt out of the parking lot."