There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim.

When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?"

The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me."

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"

The preacher replied again, "No God will save me."

The preacher started to get really tired but he kept hoping thet God will help him.

Then a third boat came by and the fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"

The preacher replied again, "No God will save me."

Eventually, the preacher drowned and went to heaven.

The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "You bloody Fool, I sent you three Boats!"