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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? Because she could not find the "10" button. |
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A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, |
| Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the eleven. |
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A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!" |
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, and then today you expect me to show it to you. |
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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills! |
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A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong.
She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but |
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Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years." |
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A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?" |
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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and Tell her to go to the Corner. |
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So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it. |
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How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone. |
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"May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that they're going to die." |
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine. |
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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, "I would adopt a martian." The blonde responded, "Not if I went at night." |
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. |
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Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her. |
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A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don't match, one is red and the other is white.
Her friend sees her out and says,
The blonde responds, "That's so weird! |
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A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge.
The man jumps off the bridge
The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode,
The blonde says, "I've seen it too, |
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A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf." |
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A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?"
The clerk answers with a puzzled face, "Curtains for computers? The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!" |
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A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and says, "You failed to stop at the red light. Let me see your driver's licence."
The blonde asks, "What does that look like?" The blonde cop answers,
The blonde looks around inside her purse and
When she hands it to the blonde officer, "Oh, I didn't know you were also an officer. You can go!" |
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A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. "No!" yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?" |
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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag? The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says,
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies,
If you can guess exactly how many chickens I have in the bag |
 But TREND makes the ATS-ZB32 almost Perfect. |
